Not the first non serendipitious discovery but... (Part 1)
One year ago, i was a raging fatso at 120K.G! Yes people, i was that heavy / fat / obese / "well rounded". Well i still am now, although much lighter now.. I still am quite on the fat side, although no longer obese.. 30Kg lighter now makes a Fking lot of difference. Not only do your old clothes look like tents and skirts now, but you really do feel and see the difference. I do get a lot more attention than i do in the past, and many of my family / friends / minions from hell commenting that i really lost a lot of weight and look quite good now... As usual, i say " Thanks, but i'm still working on project SlimSter and am still under renovation.. LOL!
I was fat ever since from secondary school and had been like that for quite some time. Many people do ask " How do you get so thin, man? or " What made you go on such a drastic weight loss?"
Well i guess its a related series of gals that i been trying to chase and almost always got myself rejected, with the most obvious clue saying " Lose weight then come find me again, fatso..." although they didn't say that, the expression on their faces and their eyes say it all *ZOMG, FAT SLIMY FATSO GOING AFTER ME, A BEAUTIFUL GRACEFUL GODDESS! HAH!* Time and again, i was hurt but never gave up trying. Recently, at a not too long ago period ago of 2 years, i got to know of this online game called Ragnarok Online. I fell in love with it and played it religiously. Then i got to know this gal called Sawatari. Its kinda funny that her nickname was such so, and even stranger still was how we met. I was playing a lv 58 High Priest and she was playing some other character that i couldn't remember for some strange reason. It had to be me running into some group and introducing myself to them, and this gal became attached to me for some reason and started to call me her "ah gong".
Well i ain't that old but because i was playing a priest , i was instantly labelled that way. We did talk on msn and phone and quite liked each other, as well as getting to know her friend, Irene. A series of humourous events happened, and "Ah gong" married her granddaughter of 9 years difference. (As i'm typing this, i am sniggering away profusely ...) As we became husband and wife in the world of Ragnarok Online, Sawa had the idea to adopt Irene as our daughter... (You see, this game of RO have marriage, yet you don't produce kids on the drop of a hat so you have to adopt another character, and that adopted character becomes a baby, literally shrunk to 2/3rds the size of a regular character) Omg, it was a nice series of laugh. I told that to my camp buddies and they couldn't stop guffawing away. So much things happened between me and Sawa as our relationship grew to that of LLLLOOOONNNNGGGGGG phone chats during my duty days in camp.
It was during December when Sawa had the brainwave to call for an RO meeting in real life in Orchard MRT. In the end, only Sawa, me and Irene turned up. I had earlier dragged a friend along to accompany me. I could tell that Sawa was shocked that i was at that time, a raging fatso... And we literally didn't talk past 3 sentences, but it was us guys tagging along after the gals. Our "relationship" broke off and we were never be, and i felt very very very extremely bitter about it. And it was a photograph at the Istana that my camp mate took of us that became the straw that broke the camel's back. I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fat in the photo! I couldn't believe it... I told myself, that's it , Shaun! No more being fat , time to show the world what you really are!!
To be continued..
1 Comments:
O.O papa include mii inside wor!! xDD by the way uu haven say why uu go on a diet wor! but jia you jia you o! opps nt jia you is lost oil lost oil o!!! XDDDD
-Your daughter,
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